Friend - "Did You see that graphic video online of three teenage girls in a texting a driving accident " Driving friend - " I'm watching it now "
Old woman drives in garage for a fix and Mechanic says "It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen." hahaha
A police cop pulls over an ugly driver for speeding and misleading the public that he is sexy - " $ 100 for speeding & $ 250 for misleading the public "